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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:10

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Minds and Behinds
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
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Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.