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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

No way

Oracle Stock Jumps On Earnings Beat, Upbeat Cloud Growth Forecast - Investor's Business Daily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Men who stole $6 million golden toilet from English mansion sentenced to prison terms - AP News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

What are the best examples of reverse psychology?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Shark Attack: “Jaws” Remains as Entertaining as It Was 50 Years Ago - Roger Ebert

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Evidence piles up that Trump's tariffs are crushing job market - Daily Kos

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

How are retailers finding success in offering "pre-tariff" sales promotions?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

I am noticing that some people are saying if Trump stayed in office that there wouldn't be any wars such as Ukraine and Russia, but when Biden came in office war started. What are your thoughts?

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

World’s most popular TikTok star Khaby Lame leaves the U.S. after being detained by ICE - ABC News

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.